Horrible Life Choices'R'Us
privatedicksimmons:

A cute maroon nerd and his rat ´ ▽ ` ) 

privatedicksimmons:

A cute maroon nerd and his rat
 ´ ▽ ` ) 

Simmons: Don't you think it would be better if–
Sarge: Not at all, let's build a robot!
plasmodia:

thanks to privatedicksimmons, whose post made me realize that yes, Simmons would definitely have an affinity for rats. 
So here’s a young!Simmons with his pet rat, which probably named something awful, like Fluffy or Mr. Whiskers.

plasmodia:

thanks to privatedicksimmons, whose post made me realize that yes, Simmons would definitely have an affinity for rats. 

So here’s a young!Simmons with his pet rat, which probably named something awful, like Fluffy or Mr. Whiskers.

koipepper:


That’s exactly it, Private. War’s over. We won. Turns out you’re the BIG hero and we’re gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here… IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI. 

Even with a million references at my disposal I’ll never be content that I found an honest to god maroon. I’m definitely content with that armor, though.

koipepper:

That’s exactly it, Private. War’s over. We won. Turns out you’re the BIG hero and we’re gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here… IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI.

Even with a million references at my disposal I’ll never be content that I found an honest to god maroon. I’m definitely content with that armor, though.

Weird Al. Yankovic - 1
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wakinguponsaturday:

Simmons’ Theme Song

SELECT YOUR HERO
↠ RICHARD SIMMONS

ragingfeminist:

Does anyone else really like the idea of protective-as-fuck Simmons?

And not in a “mama bear, let me defend my children” way but in a “If you ever fucking do that again and somehow survive, I will kill you myself” way?

Like imagine Grif does something ridiculously stupid and gets captured and…

agent-northdakota:

A mass of rvb art that I didn’t want to upload to my personal (dextergr1f) that spawned over the past week or so! ]]

comecrywithme:

What have I done

comecrywithme:

What have I done

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavin:

my achievement hunter birthday cake ❤️

diaemyung:

Free! x Pokemon (Click the images for larger size).

Story of Haruka and Feebas 

Haruka met Feebas when he was young. He finally evolved when Haru is Grade 12, but he was too big to stay at home. In the end, Haru decided to let him live in the sea. Milotic was very sad that he can’t stay with Haru and take a bath with him life before. So Haru stopped by sea everyday to see him. 

skylorde:

miss0siris:

iswearimnotnaked:

arialenelove:

fingerblaster113:

Florida

….. are we not going to talk about indiana? because my husband and I looked at that like “wtf?”
you die of boredom in indiana. boredom and getting lost in cornfields.

actually you don’t die in indiana you turn into corn that is why we have so much fucking corn god dammit i hate corn

You can die of too much kawaii

corn and soybeans -.- 

skylorde:

miss0siris:

iswearimnotnaked:

arialenelove:

fingerblaster113:

Florida

….. are we not going to talk about indiana? because my husband and I looked at that like “wtf?”

you die of boredom in indiana. boredom and getting lost in cornfields.

actually you don’t die in indiana you turn into corn that is why we have so much fucking corn god dammit i hate corn

You can die of too much kawaii

corn and soybeans -.-